https://babylonbee.com/news/7-great-home-defense-options-for-when-guns-are-banned Guns are on their way out. And thank goodness! We can’t wait to return to the utopian paradise we lost when guns were invented by Bob Gun back in […] Read More
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Ya gotta love the Babylon Bee… https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-the-world-would-be-better-without-police Police are part of a system of oppression that is very systemic and oppressive. It’s true– our rich white sociology professor told us so. Some […] Read More
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-voting-needs-to-be-so-easy-that-even-the-most-uninformed-moron-can-do-it WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have slammed Georgia’s voting laws and similar laws across the country, and are demanding that voting be made easier. “Voting is too hard. It needs to be made […] Read More
I have done this in class for student, but I used a potato…just about the same thing… https://babylonbee.com/news/in-innovative-science-project-middle-schooler-makes-a-battery-out-of-brian-stelter ATLANTA, GA—In a fun, unique science project that earned him a spot […] Read More
These really work… https://babylonbee.com/news/7-tips-for-opening-your-bible-and-reading-it-this-week Here at The Babylon Bee we understand how tricky it can be to pick up your Bible and read it, so that’s why we put together […] Read More
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-push-for-diversity-military-canine-units-to-give-equal-opportunities-to-chihuahuas LACKLAND AFB, TX—Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the […] Read More
https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-authorities-investigating-jesus-for-violating-stay-in-tomb-order JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire’s clear “stay in tomb” order. After crucifying him and laying him in the tomb, Roman guards […] Read More
Ya gotta love The Babylon Bee… https://babylonbee.com/news/san-diego-parents-disguising-kids-as-illegal-immigrants-so-they-can-receive-in-person-teaching SAN DIEGO, CA—Upon hearing that San Diego teachers were providing instruction to migrant children but not American citizens, many clever parents began disguising […] Read More
The Babylon Bee comes up with some great stuff, don’t they? https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down