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Army Introduces New Gender Reveal Grenades For Trans Soldiers

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CNN Hires Trump As News Anchor To Recover Lost Viewers

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At China’s Instruction, Apple Removes Taiwan From Maps

Defund Police Protest Canceled After Someone Steals All Their Signs

Wuhan Beginning To Rethink Newly Installed Sign Reading ‘Birthplace Of Covid’

Facebook Now Banning Anyone Who Says Virus Wasn’t Created In Wuhan Lab

John Cena Apologizes To China By Body-Slamming A Uighur Muslim

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Newsom Announces Sweepstakes Where 5 Lucky Winners Get To Move Out Of California

Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream

Republicans Counter $6 Trillion Budget Proposal With Fiscally Responsible $5.9 Trillion Budget Proposal

Jan 6th Commission Canceled After Everyone Agrees Trump Won Election Fair And Square

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