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Athlete So Oppressed By America That She’s Representing America In The Olympics
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American Schoolchildren Begin Duck-And-Cover Drills In Case Biden Nukes Their City
To Appease China, Disney Changes Name Of Boba Fett’s Ship From ‘Slave I’ To ‘Uyghur Slave I’
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Frustrated Women Demand Trans Women In Public Restrooms Stop Leaving The Toilet Seat Up
Professors Say Proper Grammar Is Racist. This Is Why Their Wrong
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NFL Introduces Rainbow Flag For Refs To Throw When Players Aren’t Being Gay Enough
NFL Clarifies That The Entire League Isn’t Gay, Just The Dallas Cowboys
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