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Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You’ll Need Them To Overthrow Government

‘You’ll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,’ Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6

Kids In Cages Disguise Selves As BLM Rioters In Hopes Of Kamala Freeing Them

Op-Ed: You’ll Never Beat A Tyrannical Government With Just Guns

Pennsylvania Election Audit Shows Benjamin Franklin Voted For Biden

Party Controlling Executive, Legislative Branches Blames Minority Party For Everything Going Wrong

Upping The Ante: Trump Announces He Also Won Elections Of 1860, 1972, 2008

Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

Emperor Palpatine Urges Citizens To Give Up Their Blasters Since They’d Need A Death Star To Beat The Empire

Bass Pro Shops Announces 2-for-1 Sale On All Nuclear Missiles

In Historic First, WNBA Player Comes Out As Straight

Experts Now Recommend Changing Your Gender Fluid Every 3 Months Or 3,000 TikTok Posts

Here Are The 9 Most Terrifying Criminals From The January 6 Capitol Attack

Cities Protecting Statues By Disguising Them As Karl Marx

Female Weightlifter Suffers Tragic Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics

Compromise: In Lieu Of Eucharist, Priest To Offer Biden Non-Blessed But Delicious Nilla Wafer

Biden Says Latinx Aren’t Getting Vaccinated Because Their Giant Sombreros Make It Impossible To Enter Pharmacies

Is Your Teenager Secretly A Libertarian? 9 Warning Signs To Look For

Elon Musk Unveils New Tesla F-15

To Make Games More Interesting, WNBA To Switch To Little Tikes Hoop

Jen Psaki Frantically Shoves Cookies Into Mouths Of Journalists To Prevent Them From Asking Questions

Horrifed Mumford And Sons Member Wakes Up Next To Decapitated Banjo

Athlete So Oppressed By America That She’s Representing America In The Olympics

With Pride Month Ending, Nation Excited For Lust, Gluttony, Envy Months

American Schoolchildren Begin Duck-And-Cover Drills In Case Biden Nukes Their City

To Appease China, Disney Changes Name Of Boba Fett’s Ship From ‘Slave I’ To ‘Uyghur Slave I’

Nike Announces Partnership With Chinese Communist Party With New Slogan ‘Just Obey It’

Olympics To Kick Off With Ceremonial Lighting Of The American Flag

8 Disturbing Signs That A President Is Planning To Become An Oppressive Dictator

Frustrated Women Demand Trans Women In Public Restrooms Stop Leaving The Toilet Seat Up

Professors Say Proper Grammar Is Racist. This Is Why Their Wrong

Supreme Court Says Students Who Identify As Teachers Must Be Allowed To Use Teacher’s Lounge

MyPillow Guy Unveils New Product For Anyone Still Following Him, MyStraitjacket

Disney Replaces Problematic Slave Leia With Burka Leia

Doctors No Longer Recommending Antidepressants For White Males Since They’re Supposed To Feel Bad

10 Reasons The 2020 Election Was The Fairest Election Of All Time

NFL Introduces Rainbow Flag For Refs To Throw When Players Aren’t Being Gay Enough

NFL Clarifies That The Entire League Isn’t Gay, Just The Dallas Cowboys

Delta Variant Found To Be Twice As Virulent And Blah Blah Blah Whatever Who Cares At This Point

Concerns Raised About Election Integrity After Biden Wins 80 Million Votes For NYC Mayor

Desperate For Ratings Boost, Brian Stelter Dons Orange Wig

Man Watching Food Network Has Already Committed Gluttony In His Heart

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