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AOC Lectures Homeless Man On How Fortunate He Is Not To Have To Pay Rent To Evil Landlords

CNN Says Cuban Protests Likely Due To Climate Change

Governor Abbott Bribes Charter Plane Pilot To Take Texas Democrats Back To California

‘Voter ID Is The Greatest Attack On Democracy’, Says Man Trying To Seize Complete Federal Control Of Elections

Texas Democrats In D.C. Shriek In Terror When Asked To Show IDs For Capitol Tour

California Approves Use Of Electroshock Conversion Therapy To Make People More Gay

Dr. Fauci Recommends All Kids Older Than 2 Wear Helmet And Bubble Wrap At All Times

Popular New Ejection Porch Automatically Launches Vaccine Evangelists Into The Stratosphere

BLM Changes Name To ‘Black And Brown Lives Matter Unless They Are Being Oppressed By Communists’

Biden Warns Cubans Not To Come Here For Freedom As He Is Getting Rid Of That

Gettysburg Monuments To Be Replaced With Memorial To The Millions Killed By Voter ID Laws

Cuba Officially Promoted To ‘Not Real Communism’

Bad News: Teachers Are Teaching CRT. Good News: They’re Teaching It About As Well As They Teach Math

10 Things That Are Worse Than The Civil War According To Joe Biden

ALARMING COVID SURGE: Cases Double From 2 To 4 In Just One Week

Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist

Facebook Introduces New ‘Report Post To The White House’ Button

Jen Psaki Banned From Social Media For Spreading Misinformation

To Avoid 1st Amendment Concerns, Biden Administration Announces They Will Let Facebook Run The Gulags

President Xi Getting Pretty Jealous Of Biden Administration’s Ability To Censor Speech On Social Media

Satan Confirms Hell Only Serves Pepsi Products

Here’s A List Of 10 Great Jobs You Can Get With That $100,000 College Degree

Dangerous Anti-Science Extremists Hold Super-Spreader Event In D.C.

Desperate Humanity Sends Robot Back To 2004 To Stop Mark Zuckerberg From Ever Inventing Facebook

Pharaoh Blames Plague Of Locusts, Water Turning To Blood On Climate Change

Ben And Jerry’s Introduces Fun New Flavor ‘Push The Jews Into The Sea Salt And Caramel’

‘He’s Literally Killing People’: Biden Orders Arrest Of Mass Murderer Tom From MySpace

Op-Ed: To Convince The Unvaccinated, We Need To Scream At Them That They’re Brainwashed Morons And We Hope They Die

8 Ways To Entice Your Bored Congregants Back To Church

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Space Returns Unwanted Amazon Delivery

As Rocket Returns, Amazon Workers Shuffle Back Into Place After Enjoying 10-Minute Break

CNN Introduces Premium Subscription Service That Blocks All CNN Programming From View

Planned Parenthood Relieved After Learning Biden’s ‘They’re Killing People’ Statement Was Just Referring To Facebook

‘You Just Don’t Understand Socialism Like I Do,’ Says College Freshman To Man Who Escaped Socialism On A Raft

Gen-Zer Wishes Socialism Had Some Historical Examples Of Whether Or Not It Works

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7 Signs Your Kid Might Be Learning CRT At School

Other States Look To Texas For Advice On How To Get Democrats To Leave

Rural Americans Burn Kamala Harris At The Stake For Witchcraft After She Shows Them A Photocopier

Bernie Sanders Heads To Cuba To Tell Protesters To Be More Grateful For Their Excellent Social Programs

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