Media Condemns Israel For Unprovoked Attack On Innocent Hamas Rockets
Oops! AP Reporter Forgets To Remove Hamas Headband Before Going Live
Libertarians To Begin Wearing Masks Now That Government Says They Don’t Have To
Amid Gasoline Shortage, Antifa Switches To Molotov Mocktails
China Lands Alluring Female Mars Rover To Steal Secrets From NASA Rover
Liberal Gets Mask Tattooed On His Face So No One Will Think He’s One Of Those Crazy Republicans
Democrats Wearing Binkies To Wean Themselves Off Masks
Luke Skywalker Condemned For Blowing Up Associated Press Office Located On Death Star
Musket-Wielding Americans Chase Prince Harry Out Of The Country
Roadrunner Condemned For Disproportionate Use Of Force Against Coyote
Bill Gates Admits To Long-Running Affair With Cortana
Joel Osteen Unveils New Ultra-Thin Yacht That Can Fit Through The Eye Of A Needle
4-Year-Old Moron Blows Dandelion Seeds All Over Perfect Lawn