Current Events, Everything Else, Politics - general Lots of Great, Fun Humor from the Babylon Bee Posted onDecember 29, 2021December 29, 2021Authorfractalier 9 Ways To Be A Less Toxically Masculine Father The Babylon Bee Guide To The Church Worship Team Waukesha Police: ‘This Wasn’t Terrorism, This Was Simply The Unlawful Use Of Violence And Intimidation, Especially Against Civilians, Usually In The Pursuit Of Political Aims’ Op-Ed: If The People Rittenhouse Shot Were White, I Bet He Would Have Been Convicted Black, White Americans Join Hands Around Common Cause Of Launching Journalists Into The Sun The Reality of Thanksgiving Hate EXPOSED Clever Business Owners Ward Off Looters With Kyle Rittenhouse Scarecrows Biden Announces He’s Been Told He’s Running Again In 2024 Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself White House Says Everyone Can Save On Thanksgiving By Skipping It Since There Is Nothing To Be Thankful For The 7 Most Woke Kids’ Shows CNN Reports On ‘Deadly Boat Accident’ At Pearl Harbor Target Dodges Looting By Hanging JCPenney Sign Liberal Upset By Ahmaud Arbery Verdict As There’s Nothing To Be Angry About 10 Signs Your Church May Be Going Woke New Documents Confirm Pilgrims, Indians Argued About Politics Over Thanksgiving Dinner Christian Plumber Under Fire For Refusing To Join Same-Sex Fittings Man Born With Incredible Superpower Of Picking Slowest Grocery Store Lane 100% Of The Time Waukesha SUV Charged With Six Counts Of Murder 10 Major Disasters From History And How The Media Reported Them Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden Hitler Proclaims Anyone Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science Media Frantically Prepares Exciting New News Stories In Hopes Of Making Everyone Forget About Waukesha Terrorist Attack Fauci Dons Funny Hat, Declares Himself To Be Pope Of Science Chicago Reports 40 Tragic Bullet Accidents Over Weekend She’s Back! Doritos Signs 12-Year Contract With Aunt Jemima To Save Time, Ghislaine Maxwell Just Lists The Hollywood Celebs And Politicians Who Didn’t Visit Epstein Island WATCH: Meet Greta on the Shelf! Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker Top 10 Candidates To Replace Chris Cuomo ‘1984’ Prequel Released Where People Beg Big Brother To Take Away Their Rights To Protect Them From Virus Baptist Church Sings ‘Don We Now Our Straight Apparel’ Bible Now Includes Warning That It May Contain Spoilers For ‘The Chosen’ New Pfizer Punch Card Lets You Get Free Sub Sandwich Every 10th Booster The Babylon Bee Presents: Top CNN Moments Of 2021 Biden Investigated For Threatening The President By Saying ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Experts: DeSantis Policies So Bad He’s Now Infecting Record Numbers In California And New York Sesame Street Introduces ‘Todd’, A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything Heroic Secret Service Agent Dives In Front Of Biden As Reporter Tries To Ask A Question 10 Ways Christians Are Being Persecuted In America In Retrospect, Woman Attending Communist-Themed Party Should Have Realized There Wouldn’t Be Any Food Minneapolis Target Holds Semi-Annual ‘Everything Is Free’ Sale Female Weightlifter Suffers Tragic Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics Dr. Fauci Gets In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself White House Decorated With Touching Christmas Message ‘YOU WILL DIE’ WATCH: Full Interview with Elon Musk It’s Official: New White House Dog To Be Named Karl Barx