Tons of Fun from the Babylon Bee

7 Times The Babylon Bee Reported History Before It Happened (for real)

https://thefederalist.com/2022/03/22/7-times-the-babylon-bee-reported-history-before-it-happened

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How To Survive Inflation If You’re A Pathetic Poor Person

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