Current Events, Everything Else More Great Stuff From The Babylon Bee Posted onOctober 5, 2021October 5, 2021Authorfractalier Democrats Refuse To Drink Water As It’s Also Prescribed To Horses Planned Parenthood Warns New Abortion Laws Will Disproportionately Allow More Black People To Be Born Texas Woman Wishes There Were Some Activity She Could Abstain From To Be Sure She Won’t Get Pregnant Texas Border Patrol Overwhelmed By Unborn Babies Seeking Asylum From Other States New Mask For Democratic Politicians Automatically Goes Up When A Camera Is Around Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby Scandal As Newsom Campaign Produces Old Yearbook Photo Showing Larry Elder In Blackface Jeopardy A Disaster As Host Joe Biden Flees At Answers In Form Of A Question Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine Racist Democrats Desperately Try To Prevent Black Man From Becoming Governor Of California Press Shocked As Man Who Didn’t Answer Any Questions While Running For President Still Doesn’t Answer Any Questions Now That He’s President Pfizer Releases Brand New, Never-Before-Seen Drug ‘Pfivermectin’ Biden’s Approval Rating Among CNN Employees Sinks To All-Time Low Of 98% Joe Rogan Criticized As ‘Anti-Science’ For Surviving COVID Democrats Start Reverse Underground Railroad To Help Unborn Babies Escape Texas And Be Killed Nancy Pelosi Flies To Afghanistan To Lecture Stranded Americans On How Bad January 6 Was Liberal Wants To Join A Union But Realizes He’d Have To Get A Job Rolling Stone Announces Exclusive, 100% True Report On The Whereabouts Of Bat Boy Republicans Call For Impeachment Of Whoever Is Telling Biden What To Do Republican Senator Has ANGRY MELTDOWN About Afghanistan Immune System Criticized As Anti-Science Psaki: ‘There Are No American Hostages, Just People Being Detained Against Their Will Until Their Captors’ Demands Are Met’ In New ‘Dune’ Movie, Paul Atreides To Defeat Sandworms With Extra-Strength Dose Of Ivermectin Feminists In Texas Frantically Research What People Do With Babies Other Than Killing Them Gavin Newsom Begs Kamala Harris Not To Campaign For Him Biden Decides To Help American Hostages After Learning The McFlurry Machine Repairman Is On The Plane 10 Reasons It’s Way Better To Just Let The Government Take Care Of The Poor Democrats Warn If More States Pass Election Integrity Laws There Will Be A Devastating Decline In Cheating More States Pass Abortion Laws In Hopes Of Triggering Travel Ban From Portland With No Abortions Or Voter Fraud, Bored Texas Democrats Left With Nothing To Do All Day CDC Says A New COVID Variant May Be Needed To Effectively Bury Afghanistan News Angel Soft Releases New ‘Devil Hard’ Toilet Paper For Atheists Biden Warns Of Especially Severe ‘Whirlyswirly Wind’ Season This Year
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