Here are many, many examples of their biting wit, humor, and satire…love these guys…
Facebook To Scan Prayers For Misinformation Before Passing Them On To God
Bikers At Sturgis Rally Put Up ‘Happy Birthday Obama’ Sign So COVID Can’t Spread
Crowd Lays Down Path Of MyPillows As Trump Triumphantly Rides Donkey Into D.C.
Kamala Harris Petitions Britney Spears’s Judge For Conservatorship Of Joe Biden
Biden Puts Afghan American Diplomat Hilmira Clintabdul In Charge Of Protecting American Embassy In Kabul
Study Finds Most Parents OK With Government Brainwashing Their Children If It Means Free Babysitting
With Infrastructure Bill Passed, Congress Gets To Work On Legislation To Fix Roads And Bridges
Promising Next Careers For The Now Unemployed Andrew Cuomo
CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack
‘Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,’ Says Jen Psaki Wearing Hijab
Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban
Taliban Enjoys Deep Belly Laugh Over Diversity Training Materials Left Behind By U.S. Military
Biden Demands Whoever The President Is Take Full Responsibility For This Mess
Study Finds 92% Of Taliban Are Happy They Voted For Biden
Health Officials Warn Of Mysterious Infertility Crisis Among Trans Women
BREAKING: Biden To Hold Special Press Conference Today To Announce What Ice Cream Flavor He’s Eating
Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As Taliban Spokesperson
CNN Reporter Says German Army ‘Seems Friendly’ Despite Chants Of ‘Heil Hitler!’
Take Our Quiz To Find Out What Job You’ll Have In The Upcoming Communist Utopia!
Democrats Promise To Make Sure Every American Stuck In Afghanistan Receives A Mail-In Ballot
Pelosi Calls For Impeachment Of Ronald Reagan
Congress Passes Law Making Every Day January 6 So They Can Think About It All The Time
New Zealand To Sink Entire Country Into The Sea To Stop Single Case Of COVID
Giant Hurricane Forms Over Washington From White House Spinning Afghanistan Story
Americans Stranded In Afghanistan Decline Chance To Fly Home On Spirit Airlines
Biden Takes More Vacation As A Reward For Doing Such A Good Job This Week
Taliban Agrees To Protect Every Right Women Have Which Happens To Be None
Staffers Coax Biden Back To White House With Ice Cream Dangling On String
Biden Assures Everyone That While The Taliban Now Has American Tanks, Rocket Launchers, And Machine Guns, They Haven’t Gotten Any AR-15s
Perfectly Good Cookie Dough Ruined By Putting It In Oven
AOC Goes To Afghanistan To Warn Refugees Not To Come To Oppressive Racist America
‘Come On, Man! That Was 4 Or 5 Days Ago!’ Says Serial Killer To Police
Biden: ‘We Need Just 15 Booster Shots To Slow The Spread’
Exclusive: We Have Obtained A Copy Of The Taliban’s First Draft Of Their New Women’s Bill Of Rights
‘Pfizer+’ Monthly Booster Subscription Program Announced
Progress: Tetris Introduces First Transgender Block
Biden Wishing There Was Something The President Could Have Done To Prevent This Tragedy
Tired Of Being President, Biden Hangs ‘Trump Won’ Sign Out Of White House Window
8 Other Things You Can Do Rather Than Mask Mandates If You Hate Children
Every American Life Saved After Chick-Fil-A Takes Over Kabul Airport Evacuation
White House Announces They’ve Lost Kamala Harris But They’re Also Not Looking For Her Very Hard
Dominion Voting Machine Really Starting To Regret Its 50,000 Votes For Biden
Family Vacation Ruined By Family
Biden: ‘The Taliban Can’t Have Won The War In Afghanistan As They Haven’t Got Any Nukes Or F-15s’
How To Spot A Loyal Follower Of The One True President Trump
Hateful White Men Question How Hateful They Really Are
Doctors Announce They Will No Longer Treat Car Accident Victims Who Didn’t Wear Their Seat Belt
100 Million Vaccine-Hesitant Americans Will Get The Shot Now That A Government Agency Said It’s OK
Kabul Airport Now Ranked World’s Second Most Dangerous Behind Chicago O’Hare
Democrats Unveil ‘Tread On Me’ Flag
Biden Says Not To Worry That The Taliban Has Some Of Our Military Equipment, Because We Also Got Some Of Theirs, Such As A Stick With A Rock Tied To It
FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine, Knocks On Wood
9 Black People Who Are Really White Supremacists
Americans Trapped By Taliban With No Rescue Plan Happy To Hear They Are Not Stranded
Biden Says We May Need To Reinvade Afghanistan As They Have Weapons Of Mass Destruction Which We Gave Them
Hourly Assurances From White House Staff That Biden Isn’t Dead Starting To Have Opposite Effect
Biden To Make Sure No Americans Are Stranded In Afghanistan By Stripping Citizenship Of Everyone Stranded There
Vaccine-Hesitant Man Happy About FDA Approval But Still Waiting On Tucker Carlson Approval
Jeopardy A Disaster As Host Joe Biden Flees At Answers In Form Of A Question
In Response To Afghanistan Disaster, Pelosi Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against President Trump
NEW VIDEO: Gavin Newsom Tells Californians To Stay Home Stay Safe On Recall Election Day
To Prevent Their Kids From Being Socially Awkward And Weird, More Parents Opting To Homeschool
Taliban Opens Chain Of U.S. Army Surplus Stores
Taliban Buys Hunter Biden Painting For Presidential Palace
Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Reponsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul
Late-Night Talk Show Host Suddenly Realizes He Hasn’t Told A Funny Joke Since 2015
White House Sends Beto To Help Taliban Confiscate Afghans’ Weapons
Harvard Hires Satan As New Head Chaplain
Biden: ‘We Are Not Negotiating With Terrorists, We’re Just Giving The Taliban Whatever They Ask For’
Report: Biden Wasn’t Checking Watch, Just Making Sure There Was No Blood Left On His Hands
Spirit Halloween Sets Up Shop In Abandoned U.S. Military Bases In Afghanistan
Psaki Praises ‘Flawless Cleanup Effort’ After Biden Poops On White House Lawn
Americans Finally Unified Against Common Foe
Secret Service Investigating Credible Threat From The Grim Reaper
Democrats Say True Lockdowns Have Never Been Tried
Brian Williams Tearfully Recounts Clinging To Outside Of Airplane To Escape Kabul
Republican Politicians Vow To Get Real Mad And Stuff Following Afghanistan Crisis
White House Solves Budget Crisis By Renting Out Ad Space On Biden’s Back
Psaki: ‘A Record 331 Million Americans Have Not Been Abandoned In Afghanistan’
Democrats Warn Millions Of Lives Could Be Saved If Texas Abortion Ban Goes Into Effect
Devil Admits He Doesn’t Really Like Rock And Roll, More Of A Bro-Country Guy
‘Abortion Is Only 3 Percent Of What We Do,’ Says Soon To Be Laid Off Texas Planned Parenthood Worker