Current Events, 2020 Election, Abortion Issues, Business and Economy, Censorship, Big Tech, 1st and 2nd Amendment Rights, Everything Else, Politics - general A Ton of Great Stuff From The Babylon Bee (more to come) Posted onSeptember 25, 2021September 25, 2021Authorfractalier Obama’s Party Ruined As Mansion Sinks Into Sea Thanks To Climate Change Vaccination Rates Plummet As More Celebrities Say They Won’t Hang Out With The Unvaccinated Op-Ed: I Tried Firing An AR-15 Yesterday And I Have Literally Been Soiling Myself For 17 Straight Hours CNN Employees Fired For Being Unvaccinated Wishing They’d Have Just Exposed Themselves On A Zoom Call Instead The Babylon Bee Guide To All The Different Christian Denominations Report: Something Bad Must Be Happening With Democrats As CNN Homepage Is Filled With Trump Articles Hypocritical Saruman Calls For Defunding The Riders Of Rohan While Spawning Own Army Of Uruk-Hai Under Orthanc The Babylon Bee Presents: A Back-To-School Shopping List For Your Liberal Child Obama’s Massive Birthday Party Concludes With Fireworks Reading ‘Stay Home, Stay Safe’ Y Chromosome Suspended From Twitter For Calling Laurel Hubbard A Man Masks Thrown In The Pacific Mutate Into Giant Monster To Terrorize California Cuomo Condemns America’s History Of Prejudice Against Italian, Grandma-Killing Sex Predators Solution To Government-Created Problem Is More Government, Says Government Chicago Public Schools To Distribute Bulletproof Masks Students Across America Excited To Finally Return To In-Person Indoctrination After Resigning For Sexual Harassment, Cuomo Immediately Hired By CNN Cuomo Resigns To Spend More Time Sexually Harassing Family Biden Hoping This Whole ‘Politicians Resigning For Sexual Harassment’ Thing Doesn’t Catch On Congress Excited To Find Out What They Just Spent $1.2 Trillion On Nation Agrees To Get Vaccinated In Exchange For TikTok Influencers Being Launched Into The Sun Public School Starts Day With Pledge Of Allegiance To Dr. Fauci Justin Trudeau Dresses Up As A Saudi Sheik So Biden Will Approve His Pipeline Governor Abbott Sets Kale Trap To Catch Texas Democrats Planned Parenthood Announces They Will Now Vaccinate Unborn Babies Before Killing Them Ron DeSantis Says Teachers Who Ask Kids To Wear Masks Will Be Thrown Into The Gator Pond Republicans And Democrats Finally Brought Together By Chance To Spend Your Money The Babylon Bee Guide To Choosing A Gun That’s Right For You Start Freaking Out: Here Are 10 New Variants You Should Be Super Worried About Here’s A Comprehensive List Of All The Socialist Countries That Haven’t Turned Into A Totalitarian Hellscape Where You Have To Eat Your Dog Rest Of Country Holds Recall Election On State Of California Dr. Fauci Runs Into Village Screaming That A Wolf Is Coming To Devour Us All Again Oregon High Schools Stop Teaching Reading So Kids Won’t Be Influenced By Thomas Sowell Books Under New Eviction Moratorium Rules, Capitol Hill Rioters Allowed To Reside In Nancy Pelosi’s Office ‘What If Captain Marvel Were A Stay-At-Home Mom?’ And 9 More What If? Episodes Coming Soon To Disney+ Biden Says He Is ‘Checking’ Whether Constitution Allows Him To Seize Means Of Production