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J.R.R. Tolkien Returns With Army Of The Dead To Destroy Everyone Trying To Make ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Woke
Aides Getting Nervous As Biden’s Life Alert Button And Nuclear Launch Button Look Remarkably Similar
Study: Door-To-Door Vaccine Monitor #1 Career Choice For Kids Who Got Beat Up In High School
ESPN Anchor Fired After Being Caught On Mic Actually Talking About Sports
FBI Claims Sauron Had LEGO Model Of Minas Tirith In His Bedroom
Teachers Demand Cameras In Homes To Monitor What Parents Are Teaching Children
Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
Mansplaining Down But Woman Confusion Up
Based On LEGO Evidence, FBI Believes Capitol Rioter Was Also Planning Attack On Hogwarts Castle
Journalists Facing Slow News Day As Biden Has Not Eaten Ice Cream Yet
Updated Death Certificates Require Choosing Between COVID, Climate Change, Or Systemic Racism As Cause Of Death
AOC Donates Casket She Was Buried In After Being Killed On January 6th To Smithsonian
Biden, Psaki To Go Door To Door On Bikes Asking If You Have A Moment To Talk About Getting Vaccinated
To Combat Transwoman Dominance Of Women’s Sports, Olympics Adds Competitive Child Birthing
Biden Announces Partnership With Skynet To Create Army Of Door-To-Door Vaccine Enforcement Robots
FBI Agents Raid Massive Terrorist Compound In California
Woke Blind Woman Keeps Mistakenly Telling Minorities To Check Their Privilege
Major Biden Accused Of Ethics Violation After Selling Artwork Made Of Own Feces For $500,000
Never Forget: Here Are 12 Artifacts That Have Been Donated To The Smithsonian’s Jan. 6th Exhibit
7 Signs Your Kid Might Be Learning CRT At School
Bernie Sanders Heads To Cuba To Tell Protesters To Be More Grateful For Their Excellent Social Programs
Rural Americans Burn Kamala Harris At The Stake For Witchcraft After She Shows Them A Photocopier
‘Vaccines Should Be Mandatory,’ Says Woman Wearing My Body, My Choice T-Shirt
Leftists Fear Communism Failing All The Time Is Making Communism Look Bad
New York Times Slams Cuban Protestors For Waving Notorious Symbol Of Hate
Biden’s State Department: ‘We Support The Cuban People As They Rise Up To Protest Georgia’s Voter ID Laws’
Other States Look To Texas For Advice On How To Get Democrats To Leave
Democrat Governors Afraid Cuban Desire For Freedom Could Spread To The U.S.
‘You Just Don’t Understand Socialism Like I Do,’ Says College Freshman To Man Who Escaped Socialism On A Raft
Strong Link Found Between Enjoying IPAs, Eating Soap As A Child
